Why Donate?
Our rescue doesn’t technically exist — but if it did, we’d definitely appreciate your support. Donations help us “provide” food, toys, and the occasional emotional therapy session for our fictional furry friends.
How to Donate
We accept:
- Imaginary checks
- Invisible cash
- Cryptocurrency that also may or may not be real
- High-fives (virtual or in-person)
Just kidding — this is a fake site.
But if you feel generous, consider donating to your local real shelter.
They’d love your help!.