Purchased these under the impression that they would, at minimum, prevent me from drowning. They are called Life Savers. This feels like a simple contractual agreement.
To test effectiveness, I entered a community pool holding five of them, confident in the product’s life-preserving capabilities. I immediately sank. None of the candies offered flotation, assistance, or even moral support.
A child nearby ate one of my “rescue tools” and walked off, completely unbothered. This seemed cruel.
One star because the flavors are pleasant, but in terms of saving lives, they performed catastrophically below expectations.
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