Ice Breakers

★☆☆☆☆

I bought these mints specifically for a work event where I planned to network like a socially competent adult. I popped an Ice Breaker in my mouth, walked up to a stranger, and attempted to initiate conversation. The ice remained very much unbroken.

At one point I accidentally made eye contact with a man near the cheese table. I smiled, mint in mouth, ready for the product to *do its job.* Instead, the man frowned and walked away. Not only did the ice not break, it somehow **got thicker**.

Zero points. Minty but emotionally useless.

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