Bluetooth

★★☆☆☆

Bought Bluetooth headphones expecting—bare minimum—a single tooth to turn blue. That’s the promise in the name. Not one molar, incisor, or bicuspid shifted hue.

I even checked in different lighting. Bathroom mirror, car mirror, phone flashlight. My dentist laughed at me but confirmed: “Sir, your teeth are disappointingly normal.”

Two stars because the sound quality was fine, but spiritually? A total letdown.

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